Ok my pretty little pets, whats on tap today? Judging by the content of my bursting email box, it seems there is a lil ditty spreadin like wildfire round the net bout, you guessed it...Mickey Rourke.
For those of you who might not know wtf is burnin it up, heres the lowdown.....allegedly Mickey was at a nightclub in London, doin that thang he does.The players involved were Mickey, a 20 yr old Ukranian blonde model and her live in 22 yr old student boyfriend. Supposedly Mickey shoplifted the pooty from the 22 yr old male student/live in boyfriend. The boyfriend threw a hissy fit, and reportedly asked Mickey...who do you think you are? Some movie star? Peeps are sayin that it was a big brewhaha, Mickey was doin some kinda funky shadowboxing dance. Mickey then retorted...come over here, Ill show ya what Im made of. Peeps are also sayin that there was a big old skool throw down, but judging from the piccys Ive seen, to me it juz looks like some kinda testosterone driven shoutin match.
Mickey has been quoted in the past as sayin...good lookin/beautiful pussy is my downfall. Hmm, well Ill let you decide if its good lookin or beautiful or what not...the jury is still out. But hey, I aint gonna judge her, or his azz either, what turns peeps cranks is entirely their personal bag.
Also, I wasnt there when all this shiot came down the pipe, who knows, maybe they went back to Mickeys hotel and played a few heated rounds of Titly Winks(wink, wink). Maybe more things will come up as some time passes. Its juz unfortunate that this shiot had to pop up cuz Mickey has worked too long and hard to get back workin' to let some stoopid bad press bout pooty snatchin get in his way. OOPs, I almost forgot....heres the link to the piccys. Stephy sent em' my way last night cuz shes the chick with her nose to the grindstone........ya saw em here 1st my pets, courtesy of that nazzy rag you read when yer sittin on the shitter tryin to pinch a loaf off.http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005370114,,00.html
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Sista,
I damn near busted a gut,reading your blog. I will say you azz has a way with words.
yea, I read that shit about Mickey early yesterday morning. So, I did some bouncing around message boards and forums yesterday , reading what people were saying. A majority of the dudes out there are thinking he is a bad ass. I guess the thought of Mickey throwing down with some younger dude over what they consider a young hot piece of ass, gets their fucking juices flowing. As for the female persuasion and I ain't speaking of all females, but some of the dipshits posting on the boards and forums almost make it embarrassing to be a fuckin woman. You outta read the horseshit coming out of their mouths OH MICKEY, I LOVE YOU , LET ME PUT YOU ON A PEDESTAL,kinda bullshit. HE NEEDS TO GET A GRIP AND NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY. Question, do you really think Mickey Rourke gives a rat's ass what these broads think. DUH! men do crazy shit over pussy, be a celebrity or an average joe. Who the fuck cares if he got into a little argument over a woman.They act like Mickey has no desire to get his cock wet. Do they believe he would not go after something he wanted. WTF! is that about. LOL. Mickey ain't perfect, he is flawed, just like the rest of us. You have to wonder, what these chicks see when they wake up in the morning.
Sorry for all the ranting, I have been in Europe for the last month, therefore, I had no outlet to use for my venting, besides I hate reading stupid bullshit from people who claim they love Mickey, yet, feel the need to judge him morally. I say, leave his ass along, if he feels he has made a mistake, then let him fix it. Unless of course, these people running their yaps, are in Mickey's inter-circle, and he asked for their opinion! NOT!!!
I say if he wants to chase some twenty year old chick. Go for it, but from what I read this morning, he has moved on to another beauty.
ROTFLMFAO!! @"shoplifted the pooty"
Dayum I Hate Tunas, you are a fuckin riot! I dont read nuffin thats on the message boards, but Ill take a leap of faith and trust ya. ya know, I dont believe in puttin anyone on any high horse, cuz the further up ya are, the further u have to fall. If ya think bout it, everyone sits down to shit like everyone else.While I think Mickey is a kickin actor, I dont think his shiot dont stink. Everyone makes mistakes, just some are unfortunate enough to be in the limelight.
Yuh men do some fuckin looney shiot for pussy, thats the dayum truth! In answer to your question, I really dont think Mickey cares whut people say bout him in regards to his choice in pooty, his life, his career or whateva. I dunno who these broads are that ya speak of, or the dudes, but that sounds whacked.
HAHA, I read bout Mickey havin a different beauty wif him this afternoon...LMAO! Hey thats kewlies and funny at the same time. Im never far from a laugh, or shakin muh head, when it comes to some of the situations Mickey finds himself in. I do agree wif ya, if he wants to chase 20 yr old pooty, pffft why not? I do realize the friggin drinkin age in England is 18 and not 21 like here in the states, it just makes me laugh a bit, seein wtf he said bout her b/f could have her back. Dayum that musta been a bad piece of whateva! LMFAO!
Youve been in Europe? lucky!!! I am jealous as hell! Last time I was there, I had a fuckin kickin time!! My sisters hubbys family lives there, I was in the Dorset area, and cant wait to go visit again!
Aces Out I Hate Tunas, feel free to comment/vent wheneva ya want...glad I could make ya laff with the shoplifting the pooty comment...LMAO!
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