Monday, August 22, 2005

London Calling

Tonight an article dropped in my box courtesy of sista Stephy, that lil Tally girl I love so much(NLL)and it goes sumthan like this......

Mickey was bein interviewed by a trio of babes in London. he declared that the women in the UK are thee best and that he intends to buy a haus or flat there within the next 9-10 months. He also stated that the country is incredible.Interesteingly enough he also supposedly said that his secret to staying young is a little sleep and alot of women,and if ya thought he was in good shape, ya should see him neekid.

Oh I juz busted into a fit laffin so hard when I read that last bit. OK, well ya want us to see ya in the starkers huh? Put up or shut up I say, wheres the neekid pics then? LMFAO!!!!...kidding people!Then I thought, well hmm, back in the day someone on Ebay was hockin some pics of Micks wanker...LOL....really though, sounded like he was shootin off a challenge to the chick fans of his. Dayum, and here I thought he had pooty fallin outta his pockets and hes throwin out that statement? I better stop now, least I get on a fuckin role bout neekid peeps and pooty. Now that juz sounded like a porno flick. Maybe Im in the wrong business...buhahahahahaha :)

So....according to Mickey UK chicks are the best? That sounds really familiar(scratchin muh noggin and willin muh cashed brain to work)...didnt he say sumthan similar bout the chicks in Austin Tx too? And, wasnt he scouting some place to buy in Austin too? Mickey, the real estate mogel...tehhehehehe....Hey thats kickin though. Ya kinda get caught up when your in a different place. Its like your havin fun and a change in scenery is revitalizing to your being. Course your gonna think or say...hey Id love to live here. But then ya live there, and life happens and it ends up bein the same shit, juz a different day kinda thang.

Personally I hope hes blowin smoke cuz dayum that would suck azz for his HUGE U.S. fanbase. Then I gotta wonder, would he wanna move so far away from his friends, especially his *brother* Giuseppe Franco? Id hope not, I couldnt fathom livin more than a stones throw from muh sista-esque Stephy! But then again, these peeps got more scratch to spend on traveling and shiot than the average joe does. Whateva Mickey feels is best for him, I say do. Yuh, it would suck azz biggie time, but no one knows whats best for him, but him.

On a personal note.....I wish all the celebrity types that sing the praises of the UK and other countries, and movin there or wanting to move there, would sing the praises of the US more.Hey we arent such a bad country are we? I think not! Whut eva happened to bein loyal to your country? Yuh I can shoot off muh flapper bout this cuz I got close family in England, among other countries. We cant be so bad if thousands of peeps try to get here to live daily. Maybe I got a lil personal hair up my azz bout it cuz one of my relatives signed The Declaration Of Independence(yep, proud member of The Daughters Of The American Revolution here). Oh well, to each their own I guess. I still hope it aint true though, cuz his US fanbase would really take it hard.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sista

Austin, New York, LA, France London or bum-fuck-egypt, looks as though it all good snatch for Mickey , that dude is a total pussy-holic. LMAO!!!

I going to have to agree with you about the celebs leaving the USA and moving to London. Do they have that right, "fuck yeah", but the thing is they never have any kind words for the USA, the place where they were made household names & weathly. WTF!! the actors now days seem to believe they got the status they have, all by themselves. DUH! People had to go see your movies which had to make money for the studio's, so your ass could have a career.
" Come On " only in America could these celebs market there own line of ugly ass clothes & stinky colognes - begging joe blow and jane doe, to spend their hard earn cash on their product. Most of the time they succeed in doing this, because the public actually believes some damn celeb gives a fuck about what your wearing and if you smell good.

"Ding" "Ding" Wake up call! All you celebs out there : your not any better than anyone else. God or whomever you do or don't believe in -has made it an even playing field - you bleed, your shit does stink and your gonna die. There is no getting around those facts.

OMG!! I sound like I hate actors. I don't - sometimes they just piss me off -

Heather Leather said...

Dayum straight I Hate Tunas! Im bustin up laffin bout the stinky cologne and ugly ass clothes...ROTFLMFAO!!!! :) You are more on the money than you think. I mean, like, have ya even seen some of these clothing lines? OMG, Id rather leave the haus in a burlap sack than some of the shiot they peddle, let alone lay out the scratch that they are wantin us to pay for the shiot in the 1st place.

I dun mean to be dissin out celebs, lawd knows Ive really written some train wrecks in my day, and some of my paintings have looked like someone huked on the canvas, but dayum, I dun go and try to sell it, I destroy it or hide it in the closet...LOL...Guess they are givin it a shot,juz like the rest of us, only they are well known and cant easily get rid of their bad ideas and shitty stuff as quietly as the average person can.

lmfao, yuh some peeps seem to forget who and where they got put on the map. I mean, if a actor or actress was from say....Ireland, Italy, Russia, france etc, Id expect em to love their country more than ours, like bein loyal to their homeland kinda thang. I prolly aint explainin this as well as I could or should. Its kewlies wherever the hell they wanna live, juz dun go forgettin where ya came from sorta thang. But shame on me for having an opinion...LOL...then again, opinions are like assholes...rotflmfao!!

I am laffin so hard I am fuckin dyin here...Mickey the pooty-holic ya say? BUHAHAHAHA!!!! Well, hmm, he wasnt caught in the act of doin the matress mambo, maybe he is juz lookin for a worthy opponent to play a good round of Scrabble with? Ya think hes a Scrabble guy or a Jenga dude? LMAO! naw, maybe Monopoly...tehehehehe....hes havin a bit of fun, no harm no foul. He is human, juz like the rest of us.