Unconditional Love?

Now that the F-4 or F-5(they cant make up their mind wtf it was...whateva, it wuz nazzy!) has passed by and Im still alive and kickin, I can get on the ball wif this Blog thang! :)
Whew, is Mickey a busy dude in London these days or whut? I happened across some piccys of Mickey sittin' havin some chow wif his wife. WHAT?? Wife you say??? lmfao...Thats whut I call his 4 legged gal pal, Loki. rotflmfao. She sure is a looker! They are sittin havin some chow, hes cuddeling her and kissin on her. Awww, ya cant blame him really. Pets seem to be bout the only thang on this earth that will give you unconditional love. They aint neva gonna go sellin yer azz out, they are loyal(well sometimes the stray bone looks pretty appealing, but they always come back to ya).They are always there for ya, wif their knowing eyes, sympathetic hearts, and a wet sloppy kiss that brings a smile to yer face.

Mickey better watch out though, I know of a certain younger fella thats got the hots for his Loki. Ill call him Mister Loco, he is shameless really. He adores Loki and has been plauging me bout her as of late. Hes been known to swoop in and steal the hearts of many a dame, quite the playboy Mister Loco is. I told him to try one of them celebrity fan mail sites, maybe she has her own fan mail address...tehehhehehe... Mister Loco didnt like my response, but I can only do so much. Hes smitten with Miss Loki, so Mister Rourke may have some competition for lil Miss Loki's affection. Im sure shes seen it all and heard all the pick up lines, but Miz Loki never strays. Mister Loco has been saving up his coveted greenie treats and has been sprucing up his digs in hopes of wooing her. I told Mister Loco that he hasnt a snowballs chance in hell of gettin that hot lil number to look his way, but hes a persistant lil fella. I did promise him that I would post his pic, since hes a shameless flirt.
He did say not to mind his mismatched ears, he said it gives him personality....I still say Mister Loco is shameless!