If I Think Jan The Actress Is Hot What Does That Say About Me?

Glad to have ya as a passenger Sista Stephy...lmfao...Im a crazy driver, Ill warn ya upfront, I only have 1 point left on my license, Im a bit of a lead foot cuz I like to go really fast. Fasten your seatbelt and grab the depends :) rotflmfao! Now how the hell is a wonderbread like meself supposed to know wtf you said? lmfao, Im gonna have to look that one up. All I know is your gonna have to make me some pasta fazoul! drool, drool....so, I had this thought...which is more fattening... pasta, chicken fried steak or ookanooba? I dunno WTF ookanooba is btw, I heard someone mention a certain ookanooba dish that they were tellin someone else to eat. Whut is that? Anyone know? buhahahaha.....I gotta ligg a certain sumthan lata, but lets get on wif Jan The Actress!

The other night while the litter of kittens Im fostering were sleepin peacefully(YAY) I got the chance to sneak in a few snippets of flicks(and some Guinness, like tonight...tehehehe). I watched the Mickey interview on the Animal Factory DVD and Mickeys interview on the special edition Angel Heart DVD.
I guess I have a special place in my heart for Jan The Actress cuz shes such a social outcast kinda sorta like my boyfriend Napolean Dynamite...lmfao...really, I juz like Jan the Actress for some reason, dont go psycho-analizing myself tonight for fuks sake. Anyway, in the Animal Factory interview, Mickey is sittin there wearin a cowboy hat, a vest kinda shirt, and hes got these long azz talon nails on, that are bright neon green. Then of course hes got his front bridge out so hes got this certain dialect to his speech. Hes smokin and blabbin and he says the role was a real stretch for him, not dialouge wise, but character wise. LMFAO, I bet, luckily Mickey worked in these kinda bars when he 1st moved to LA so he had sumthan to draw on. When explainin how he got the wardrobe for the role he says he went to all these outlet stores and was tryin on bras and shiot, people would look at him odd and go like WTF?...rotflmfao...he said it didnt bother him and he didnt gve a shiot. But when his mother would call, hed have to explain WTF was goin on. OK, Mickey in an outlet store tryin on bras for a role? The thought makes me bust a gut laffin everytime.

"God really screwed up when he put me together" Jan The Actress said...Hmm, makes me think of that Nirvana song Jesus Dosent Want Me For A Sunbeam. Jan lives in the clink, shes introspective and caring, but yet looks out for numero uno first and foremost.

On the Angel Heart special edition DVD, in Mickeys interview, he said this bout gettin the role....Buscemi called him up and asked him if he wanted to play a transvestite in his movie. Mickey said....yuh right! He thought Steve was teasin him. Mickey thought Steve got his role confused with someone elses role. Then Buscemi sent him the slides, Mickey checked em out and thought..Hmm, Steve must have a reason he wanted him to do that particular role.

Needless to say Mickey took the role. He got on the airplane in character, which he will self admitadly never do again...rotflmfao!.....no mile high club chances on that flight...lmfao..Mickeys reasoning for doin that was he was only working on the movie 1 day, so he didnt want to break the ambience on the set by walkin in as 1 person, then resurfacing as someone else and having to get into character. So hes waitin in line at the airport all decked out in drag. The ticket lady asks for his ticket and he cant get it out of his pocket cuz hes got these big ole long fingernails on, keep in mind he aint got any front teeth. Theres this little kid standin there behind him with his mother, and this kid is starin at him.....so Mickey smiles at this kid, the kid grabs his mothers leg and started cryin! Mickey then thought....I must look pretty scary....rotflmfao!!!!
He finally gets on the plane, sits down and starts gettin edgy and breaks out in hives. Then the stewardess comes up the aisle goin Sir would you like a coffee? ma'am would you like a water? She gets to Mickey all done up in drag and says.... Can I get you anything? LMFAO!!! She didnt say Sir or Ma'am or Miss, she didnt know how to address him.

So he finally gets to the set of the movie and sees Steve and goes...How ya doin? Steve looks at him weird, looks him up and down and says..hey,.....Mickey goes...Whats up Stevie? Steve shrugs his shoulders and Mickey says...Its me! Steve says...Jesus Christ! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

If ya dont have these 2 DVD's ya better get on the stick and get em. Now why do I like Jan The Actress so much? Well its like...shes a social outcast, which we can all relate to at one time or another. It dosent matter whut your schizzle preferances are, at some point in your life you can relate to Jan and wanting to be a butterfly.Free......free to fly far away from the circumstances in which you find yourself wanting to escape. Free to escape the criticisims, judgements and Polly feelins brought down on ya by others.(Polly is a Nirvana song refrence for those of yaz that dunno wtf Im talkin bout..lmao...my fav Nirvana song at that, but listen to the unplugged version). Yet amid all these judgements Jan is comfortable with who she is and expresses it freely. In my opinion society could learn alot from the Jans of the world. One thought that has me scratchin my head is.....if Jan The Actress makes me wanna ride like Im in a rodeo , does that mean Ill bounce round like a lowrider with anythang at the candy shop?